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Harry Potter Breaks Hollywood Gag-clauses

Harry Potter breaks Warner Brothers gag-clauses. The wizard reveals What Must Not Be Spoken in the News Media Anywhere in the Muggle World. Here, for the first time, the shocking truth behind why one of the world’s most famous wizards was forced to live a double life as Daniel Radcliffe in the Muggle World since he signed with the Hollywood movie studio. Potter spoke on the record with investigative journalist Sophia-Bigg-Storm about how the White House-Hollywood-Military-Media Propaganda Complex censored all wizards and witches who appeared in the Harry Potter movies from talking about a 900-year old Wizard-Goblin Bankers’ War waged for financial control of the Muggle World.

Epic Storm Brewing: US President Barack Obama and New Zealand Prime Minister (& ex-banker) John Key read about the suppression of Harry Potter’s interview following his stormy rendezvous with Snoopman News.

Epic Storm Brewing: US President Barack Obama and New Zealand Prime Minister (& ex-banker) John Key read about the suppression of Harry Potter’s interview following his stormy rendezvous with Snoopman News.


By Sophia Bigg-Storm, 19 July 2014

Raining on the Dark Wizards’ Parades

Wizard Harry Potter has shocked the Dark Forces of the Magical Realm that rule over the Muggle World. The shock is not because Harry Potter spoke about the double life he has lived as Daniel Radcliffe in the Muggle World since he signed with the Warner Brothers movie studio to make the Harry Potter film series. Every muggle kid over the age of big six has worked this out and told their parents.

Rather, Potter has rocked the White House-Hollywood-Military-Media Propaganda Complex because he has spoken to a non-aligned news-outlet located in the Muggle World about an epic war being fought between Dark Wizards and Goblins. (It is a war fought mostly between males, because they dominate the top positions of banking and most other institutions).

This war has intensified in the last four decades.[i] In short, these  creatures are using their magical powers to fight over the politics of money. Bless.

Potter stated that Warner Brothers movie studio had written gag-clauses into all the wizards and witches contracts, including his and his co-stars’ witch, Hermione Granger and wizard, Ron Weasley. The Hollywood executives anticipated as the magically gifted stars grew older, they would learn about the Wizard-Goblin’s Bankers’ War and likely try to alert entertainment-hungry naïve muggles about it. The wizard said they tried on numerous occasions to tell muggle reporters, but they would think the three young wizards were playing on the accepted separation between make-believe and make-real.

Furthermore, Potter explained key insiders of the world’s major news outlets have access to the major magical-stream media newspaper, the Daily Prophet, and like the world’s political leaders, they are well-briefed on the Wizard-Goblin Bankers’ War. The wizard said these key insiders were offered interviews with numerous wizards and witches, but all rebuffed the opportunities, except The Washington Post, whose reporter fantisized about scooping Magicgate, but was too caged in conformity and ‘chickened-out’ at the last minute.

Moreover, Potter’s interview with the non-aligned news outlet Snoopman News in Auckland New Zealand, was sent to all the world’s major news outlets via the Daily Prophet newspaper and a planet-wide muggle media blackout on the scoop followed. We also checked with our secret contacts in the Obama administration, who checked White House transcripts of phone calls, memos and other communications that are currently blocked from being ritualistically leaked. Those sources confirmed Harry Potter’s story, but could not risk providing communications at this time.

Fraternal Friends: The world’s major muggle-stream media outlets maintain a black-out on the Wizard-Goblin Bankers’ War.

Fraternal Friends: The world’s major muggle-stream media outlets maintain a black-out on the Wizard-Goblin Bankers’ War.

Because of this worldwide censorship by unofficial means, numerous Light-working Wizards and Witches decided that it was time to break the Ministry of Magic’s law. That law stipulates that wizard and witches Must Not Reveal to Muggles the Magical Realm.

But, the Light-working Wizards and Witches decided that unless they did, muggles would become enslaved forever by debt. To this end, Harry Potter was sent via a hi-speed magnetized train network that runs through a natural tunnel labyrinth within the Earth’s crusty rock, to a far-flung outpost of the American Empire, the New Zealand economy.

Potter said, “We’ve been extremely concerned about the fight between Dark Witches and Wizards and their enemies, the Goblin Bankers for some time.” A capitalist fraternity of Dark Wizards and Witches had struggled, throughout time and between the magical and muggle realms, with Goblin bankers for world domination, he said.[ii]


World Domination by Finance

The famous wizard said that the American Empire has used its military power to force or coerce nearly every country in the world to trade oil in US dollars, during an interview that took place at night on the mean streets of Auckland, New Zealand’s largest city, in the middle of a week-long storm.

Harry Potter said, “[t]he US dollar, which has been the world’s unofficial world currency since World War II, has been backed by the United States’ muggle military, and not gold or silver as it has been at various times.”[iii] By making the US dollar the central currency to trade oil, the world has, in effect, been financing the Dark Wizard’s militarization of the far-flung planet, Potter explained.[iv]

War Tree Wand: President Obama carries his wand when in transit in case the Dark Wizards order another war.

War Tree Wand: Obama carries his wand when in transit in case the Dark Wizards order another war.

As audacious as that plot is, the Fraternity of Dark Wizard bankers and their rival Goblin bankers have burdened the world with debt to the tune of over $100 trillion.[v] Potter stated, “The Fraternities of Dark Wizard and Goblin Bankers have captured most nation states during the last nine centuries  through wars and terrorism, and other forms of traumatizing drama, including financial, economic and psychological warfare, with religious beliefs playing a major supporting role.[vi]

Their purpose has been to ensure that spineless governments borrow off the spiffily-dressed  bankers, rather than control the issuance of the currencies and credit through their dimly-lit state treasuries, Potter said.[vii] As a result, most governments lack the sovereign power to supply their jurisdictions with the right proportion of debt-free currency and interest-free credit to facilitate the creation of resilient, sustainable and peaceful grown-up societies.[viii]

It gets worse.

The rivalrous Dark Wizards and Goblin Bankers all over the world ensure the supply of cash is scarce. “Due to this enforced scarcity, most muggles are restricted from earning enough and they are coerced to borrow from the banking fraternities,” Potter said.[ix]

The Light-working wizard stated the Dark Wizard and Goblin bankers do not actually lend money they have when they brazenly make loans. It turns out that credit is simply magical money conjured into existence out of annoyingly thin air at the time naïve muggle ‘borrowers’ agree to make payments in the future to service the ‘loan’.[x]

Sellers of goods and services bought on credit deposit the credit funds throughout the banking system. These funds get counted as new deposits. The banks use the deposits “to buy interest-bearing treasury securities, corporate bonds and other financial instruments, like shares” to earn income off. It’s upon that base of deposits that banks make new ‘loans’, also conjured into existence out of annoyingly thin air.[xi]

“What this means,” explained Potter, “is that the entire Muggle race is forced to compete for the cash that the Dark Wizard and Goblin bankers keep scarce, in order to try to make enough money to pay the ‘loans’ and interest.”

“Because the Dark Capitalist Wizards, Witches and Goblins are so well-connected to their magical insiders working in politics, judiciaries, militaries, academia, ecclesiastical and media institutions, their spells over muggles are tricky to break”, Potter said with a raised eyebrow, indicating he could hardly believe how brazen this dark network of ‘has-beens’ has been fooling even low-level bean counters.[xii]

Credit Conjurer: Ex-Wall Street & London banker, John Key, as New Zealand's prime minister uses his Money Tree Wand to borrow $300m a week from a "foreign pixie" to keep the economy 'solvent'.

Credit Conjurer: Ex-Wall Street & London banker, John Key, as New Zealand’s prime minister uses his Money Tree Wand to borrow $300m a week from a “foreign pixie” to keep the economy ‘solvent’.


Dark Royalty Blood

We reached Britomart Train Station in downtown Auckland, New Zealand, and stepped into the wall at Platform 3 and One Third. We were now among the hubbub of the magical world in the underground Transcontinental Train Transport station.

Potter retrieved his wand and with the drying charm, exaresco, he made us dry again. We said goodbye. I saw what I thought was childrens’ purple water-colour paint on the pavement. “Purple paint,” I blurted to escape embarrassment of the fan-girlish feeling that came over me.

Harry followed my gaze and exclaimed “Wizard blood … or witch blood.”

“I thought witch and wizard blood was red,” I said.

“Not Dark Royalty blood,” said Potter, as we both tracked the purple blood splotches that started where I stood and led to the super-fast magnetic propulsion train, which took only three hours to travel to the opposite side of the planet. “It’s always purple!”

Dark Wizard or Witch Blood? Signs that a wounded Dark Royal boarded the fast train back to London.

Dark Wizard or Witch Blood? Signs that a wounded Dark Royal boarded the fast train back to London.

Potter boarded. “Be careful Harry,” I called.

I could see him following the trail of blood up an aisle, with his wand ready to zap at danger.

Potter swung around and I jumped. He opened a window. “Hermione wrote up notes and a list of references for you to use with the interview,” Potter called out, handing me a notebook with a green owl on the cover.

We both laughed hard. Harry Potter closed the carriage window a moment before the train bolted into the night throwing him hard against a seat.

I realized then that Harry Potter is one of the bravest, big-hearted people I have met. It would be shallow to write-off the risks that Potter takes simply because he is gifted with magical powers. To think that would mean to be suckered into the media persona conjured by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers.

Most people of privilege, including middle-class muggles, are too scaredy-cat to investigate the truth behind ‘the news’ themselves.[xiii]

Whereas, Harry Potter is using his privilege to help muggles see that what little freedom they have is in peril and to believe in their own source of magic: intuition, imagination and inquisitiveness.

As I reached our world headquarters, where elves were cleaning the newsroom, control rooms and studios, I wondered what colour would be used to depict witches’ blood in tampon and sanitary-pad commercials in the magical realm.

I told some of the elves, that I had rescued from labour camps in South East Asia while investigating Santa’s vast network of sweat-shops, that Harry Potter had recognized the purple blood of a wizard or witch. They were cleaning the toilets.

The elves said they did know what colour witches’ period blood would be depicted. But they said it would certainly not be purple in commercials. Not with Wizards and male Goblins controlling darkly magical capitalism.


Amazonian-American journalist Sophia Bigg-Storm tried to break the story that World I and World II were conjured by an Anglo-American Brotherhood who conspired to dominant the world by controlling oil and finance, through a system enforced by military aggression, subversion and other intrigues.  Bigg-Storm’s investigations were suppressed by her former employer, The National Enquirer,  a newspaper that movie critics think is just make-believe because it was depicted in the movie Citizen Kane. She was recently gifted Wonder Woman’s Lasso of Truth on a recent holiday to her ancestral home of Paradise Island, which is driving other reporters mad with envy.


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Saving a Famous Dying Friend

NZ Prime Minister John Key and Fightless Kiwi: Will Fightless Kiwi become a totally captured, docile ‘free market’ bird forever? Or will Fightless Kiwi evolve balls before it’s too late?

NZ Prime Minister John Key and Fightless Kiwi: Will Fightless Kiwi become a totally captured, docile ‘free market’ bird forever? Or will Fightless Kiwi evolve balls before it’s too late?

By Iggy Swind (With additional reporting from Sophia Bigg-Storm)

25 March 2014


Intensive care for a hapless ‘free market’ host population

A famous dying friend, Aotearoa (AKA New Zealand), dear to some, taken-for-granted by many, and mostly owned by one (Her Majesty the Queen AKA ‘the Crown’) has been diagnosed with TPPA cancer.

TPPA cancer is a particularly insidious form of cancer that develops a wealthy investor-friendly economic framework at the expense ordinary people, who become an exploited host population in the malignant phase. TPPA, or Trans-Pacific Partnership Agreement for long, spreads through countries first via sponsored politicians, elite bureaucrats and corporate technocrats who meet in secret investor deal-making sessions behind closed doors.

Most doctors regard the TPPA cancer, which has spread to Australia, Brunei, Chile, Canada, Japan, Malaysia, Mexico, New Zealand, Peru, Singapore, the United States, and Vietnam, as terminal.

However, an emergency operation organized by an ‘umbrella’ activist group called It’s Our Future, will take place nationwide in Aotearoa this Saturday, March 29. Simultaneous rallies will occur in 17 towns and cities around ‘the country’, now often referred to as ‘the economy’, at 1PM.

According to many free-thinking scholars, journalists and activists, governments around the world are spreading numerous ‘free market’ cancers as ‘shock therapy treatments’ to discipline mass populaces to submit to the intensive care of a transnational capitalist class.

Associate professor of Law at Auckland University, Dr. Jane Kelsey said, “Armies of corporate professionals, sponsored politicians and elite technocrats are working on what is essentially a global neo-colonial cancer project – AKA globalization”.

Kelsey in Stereo: The activist scholar uses two mics here in an attempt to be doubly heard by the patriarchal mainstream media, well-known among grass-roots organizations for their perennially selective hearing.

Kelsey in Stereo: The activist scholar uses two mics here in an attempt to be doubly heard by the patriarchal mainstream media, well-known among grass-roots organizations for their perennially selective hearing.

‘Free market shock treatments’ initially included lifting financial controls to increase the fluidity of capital flows between countries, the corporatization and privatization of state infrastructure and services, the introduction of user charges, shifting the tax burden ‘downward’, and down-sizing public sector employment. In the wake of the global financial crisis of 2007 and 2008, cut-backs to public sector services were justified with the euphemistic term ‘austerity measures’.

But, like prior ‘free market shock treatments’ since the mid-1970s, key insiders had engineered financial and economic crises as coercive mechanisms to privatize state assets at fire sale prices, when targeted populations were overwhelmed with the sudden, far-reaching economic shocks.

“It’s an ‘economic health’ war inflicted by oligarchs, or the super-rich”, said Dr. Kelsey. “The oligarchs of the transnational capitalist class use ‘shock therapy’ to ensure their domination over the planet’s host populations are permanent.”

According to Dr. Kelsey, these ‘shock therapy treatments’ are deployed with an austerity injection known as New Constitutionalism 3.0, which seeks to expand markets by locking in the changes within supra-national jurisdictions, thereby restricting the democratic participation of the nationally-based host populations.

“What Fightless Kiwis don’t realize is that the New Constitutionalism 3.0 Austerity Injection is embedded into the strategy to spread the Trans-Pacific Partnership Agreement cancer,” said the Auckland University law professor.

“In a nut-shell, New Constitutionalism 3.0 is a 3rd generation cellular vector that changes the constitution of the host population, who become more and more constipated as they are force-fed public relations Newspeak, slick corporate marketing and ‘freedom’ propaganda to mask-over a dry diet of artificial political substance abuse,” Kesley added with a wry smirk.

It’s this constipation that makes the host population vulnerable to ‘free market’ era cancers like TPPA, says Dr. Kelsey.

“In other words,” explained the activist scholar as we boarded a chopper in the city of Hamilton in New Zealand’s North Island, where she had been attending a logistics meeting for the nationwide rallies, “governments are transferring a level of sovereign power to a global investment class who are gaining a commercialized form of sovereignty.”

New Zealand Prime Minister John Key stated glibly, “I’m not worried about trading away a very small amount of sovereignty.” But, then as he thought of himself, he said grinning, “With a net worth of $50 million, I stand to make fuckloads of bucks from the new investment opportunities that will come once we dismantle pesky legislation that protects whining workforces, complaining consumers, and nancy nature.”

Between co-organizing the 17 rallies taking place around Aotearoa under the banner of It’s Our Future, Dr. Kelsey has a busy schedule teaching law to students at both introductory and post-graduate levels.

Over the helicopter coms, the long-time activist-scholar continued, “With their new commercial rights, wealthy investors will be able to sue governments in secret supra-national tribunals if the host populations attempt to keep protections for labour, human and indigenous rights in place. Under the TPPA, wealthy investors will also be able to use the secret tribunals to roll-back environment, commercial and social justice laws.”


Shock Treatment for TTPA Cancer

Dr. Kelsey says active treatment of public protest, community education and strident media debate can send the TPPA cancer into remission, or kill it off entirely.

As Prime Minister Key stabbed a roast kiwi with a fork at a business breakfast sponsored by the ANZ bank, he scoffed at plans of counter-treatment for TPPA-cancer saying they were, “just more silly socialist intervention”.

SsshhHH! New Zealand Prime Minister John Key signals to the news media to keep docile Kiwis emotionally distracted with personal tragedies, fraudsters and celebrity spats.

SsshhHH! New Zealand Prime Minister John Key signals to the news media to keep docile Kiwis emotionally distracted with personal tragedies, fraudsters and celebrity spats.

Cutting into the dead bird’s fleshy breast, Key added, “Look, my advice to hard-working Kiwi families is the same as what I gave on TV3′s breakfast news during the TPPA conference held at the Sky City Convention Centre in December 2012 – ‘Ignore the protestors’.”

“The trouble is”, says Dr. Kelsey as her eyes went cross-eyed to mock Key’s distaste for free-range Kiwi dissent, “Aotearoa is populated with anti-protest bodies known as Fightless Kiwis that compromise the effectiveness of Aotearoa’s immune system. So, when Fightless Kiwis hear John Key say ‘Ignore the protestors’, they obey as if the prime minister has ‘Simon Says Powers’ and re-act out old irrational fear scenes from their formative years and ‘think’ that if they listen to reasoned dissent, there will be economic hardship. Why? Because ‘free market’ capitalists, with their ‘Simon Says Powers’ amplified by the news media, have everyone believing there’s no other way to organize society.”

As Key ripped the wings off the roasted iconic native flightless bird on a china plate made in Taiwan, he added, “It’s better for the ruling class if hard-working Kiwis keep their apathetic bums up and their beaky noses at the leafy worm-litter face. If mass mobilizations occur, democracy’s aging bones begin to creak and it makes my job harder to say on More FM, we have an aviandate to spread TPPA-cancer called the Forest & Bird Election.”

According to Dr. Kelsey, Fightless Kiwis are easily identifiable by their temerity in business, but when it comes to participating in the political life of New Zealand society, they lack belief in themselves and one other to question ruling class agendas.

“When we ‘agents of change’ try to talk to Fightless Kiwis, say at barbeques or wakes, about challenging the status quo”, said Dr. Kelsey, “or being involved in paradigm-changing community projects that build in resilience to transition to a self-determining society, they go silent. You can almost see the life go out of their eyes and their faces say ‘Nup’ without a word passing their lips. It’s amazing and frustrating to witness.”

As the chopper followed State Highway One to the New Zealand economy’s agglomerated ‘Super City’, Auckland, a route that was originally built as a military road to wage a racist war to steal land from the native Maori population in the 1860s, Dr. Kelsey explained the typical conditioned behaviours of Fightless Kiwis after three decades of ‘free market’ consumerism. “The only things Fightless Kiwis believe in are what the woolyvision distracts them with. One minute, they want CokeVBull, nec minute XStationPlayBox. And nec minute, when they think they’ve grown up, they think Key DotCliffe will be the answer to all their vague thoughts about their needs, rights and aspirations.”

“It’s telling that most Fightless Kiwis haven’t even heard of the TPPA cancer,” yelled Dr. Kelsey as we jumped out of the chopper at 500 feet without parachutes to save time.

Dr. Kelsey was cutting it fine to give a lecture. As she ran for the Intellectual Property Lecture Complex at Auckland University, I asked Dr. Kelsey if she had any last requests to make of Fightless Kiwi anti-protest bodies.

She sighed, and said, “For what it’s worth, please help me save a famous dying friend, Aotearoa, by getting your systemically apathetic feathered rumps onto the streets with signs that show you know what’s at stake before you become Caged-raised Kiwi Steak.


Iggy Swind has worked alongside reporter Clark Kent at the Daily Planet and photojournalist Peter Parker at the Daily Bugle. Swind investigations proved both super-heroes work undercover for the Hollywood media cartel to distract their mass audiences with their mediocre ‘saving the world’ sagas, leaving those that run the world at-large. Those investigations have been suppressed.

American journalist Sophia Bigg-Storm tried to break the story that World I and World II were conjured by an Anglo-American Brotherhood who conspired to dominant the world by controlling oil and finance, through a system enforced by military aggression, subversion and other intrigues. Her sleuth-work was supported by William Engdahl, author of works such as, Gods of Money and A Century of War; and also by Guido Giacomo Preparata, who wrote Conjuring Hitler. Bigg-Storm’s investigations were suppressed by her former employer, The National Enquirer.


Clipping Queen Bee’s Wings: Lorde’s real Grammy speech suppressed

Lorde Censored: Behind the suppression of the Queen Bee's Grammy speech

Lorde Censored: Behind the suppression of the Queen Bee’s Grammy speech


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By Iggy Swind

6 February 2014

Also see Snoopman News for the inside story behind Lorde’s meteoric rise, “Queen Bee Mentor: The professor who fed Lorde’s mental buzz”, and “Lorde’s Suppressed Grammy Award acceptance speech (Full Transcript)”.

Mental chain reaction

The singer-songwriter Lorde shocked USA America’s music industry when accepting her second miniature gold-coloured gramophone for the night at the 56th Annual Grammy Awards on Sunday January 26 2014 in Los Angeles, California. The shock was not because the singer-songwriter won two Grammy awards, Best Solo Pop Performance and Song of the Year, for her hit single ‘Royals’.

Rather, it has emerged that Lorde delivered a lecture-like speech that was a scathing indictment of global capitalism. But, the apparent ‘live’ broadcast had a one-minute delay and was switched to a ‘rehearsal take’ that had been shot earlier.

All of the nominees had been filmed earlier as a precaution, so that if any winners talked for too long or if their speeches or outfits revealed contents that breached its censorship rating, the Grammy’s studio could edit such moments without the wider world being any wiser. The near-seamless insertion of the ‘rehearsal take’ occurred after a wide-shot of the auditorium as Lorde, and her Grammy co-winner Joel Little, made their way up the steps to the stage.

Evidently, Lorde, whose real name is Ella Maria Lani Yelich-O’Connor, was miffed about the introduction of a ‘rehearsal take’ and prepared a lengthy speech. Yelich-O’Connor’s unexpected oratory nuclear-bomb shell nearly exploded the subterfuge of the ruling class both present and absent, and that of their media-guardians that watch over the White House-Hollywood Military-Media Complex.

Royal Lecture: Ella Yelich-O'Connor A.K.A. Lorde educates  elites at the 56th Grammy Awards.

Royal Lecture: Ella Yelich-O’Connor, A.K.A. Lorde, educates elites at the 56th Grammy Awards on ‘the death star’ that is global capitalism.

The video, which initially kept getting taken down on You Tube, (and is currently going viral on the web), shows that at first the elite of the USA America music industry gathered at the Staples Center, a sports stadium, laughed, when Lorde said in seventeen year-old Emo-speak, “Thankyou everyone soo much for making this song explode because this world is mental.”

However, as Lorde, who is from the South Pacific nation of New Zealand, continued, she split her audiences’ mirthful consensus in half like Ernest Rutherford let loose in an atomic laboratory. “Planet Earth is run by psychopaths that hide behind slick marketing, ‘freedom’ propaganda and ‘economic growth’ rhetoric, while they construct a global system of corporatized totalitarianism”, said the singer-songwriter as she eyed the music industry audience.

When the cameras cut to the audience, the mood in the room had swiftly changed as the mental atom-ripping shockwaves smashed past their inner ears to their frivolous pop-culture loving brains.

The sequence of shots showed there was a mixture of emotions from hearty-joke enjoyment and uncomfortable status-conscious giggles, to gob-smacked compliant shock and, most entertaining of all, outraged anger emoticon-like faces, that gave the sense of being mentally-wired to stock-market indices and law-suits. The giggling music stars included Katy Perry and Beyouncé, who were both busted by cameras snatching looks at incensed people who are paid a lot to care about USA America’s music industry cartel, which is dominated by a handful of transnational corporations.

Yelich-O’Connor told her captive and now quiet audience that a USA American journalist called Chris Hedges had recently reported that a corporate form of totalitarianism was responsible for what she said the news media was hiding: the rapid militarization of the planet to gain permanent dominance over the world.

The newly-gonged singer-songwriter implored the audience to see a comparison between today’s capture of power by the super-rich and the politically and militarily powerful, and capture of power over city states and nations by monarchies in former times. It was a scene reminiscent of the marionette puppet movie, Team America, wherein Broadway actor Gary Johnston, who is the newest recruit to the paramilitary anti-terrorism force, Team America, implores an audience of world leaders to unite against terrorism by drawing on a philosophical speech that a drunk had told him in a bar. However, the puppet Gary Johnston had failed to research USA America’s history in state-sponsored terrorism, whereas Lorde had done her homework. She appeared to be attempting to use the media propaganda system to reach the mass audience, rather than those that filled the room.

Who rules the world now?

Who rules the world now? Lorde attempts to reach the world mass audience.

“Can we not imagine that in past times”, said Lorde, eyeing her music contemporaries in the front rows, “simple folk found it hard to work out exactly how they were being manipulated by the Royal monarchies, and the Papal monarchy, who claimed a ‘divine right to rule’? Ordinary people from classical times, through to the demise of the Ancien Regime could not see how the rivalrous network of elites and oligarchs were linked, not least because the illiterate masses were indoctrinated to believe in their humble lot, to obey divinely-endorsed authority and to live in fear of damnation.”

Who rules the world now? Yelich-O'Connor compares monarchs and transnational capitalists.

‘Lorde’ compares monarchs from the olden days to today’s transnational capitalists.

At this point, many were enjoying the unexpected lecture from pops’ newest Queen pip-squeak. “So, in today’s mental world, it should become clearer now that Planet Earth is ruled by super-wealthy people, who use their outrageous fortunes to steer the trajectories of whole societies for their own material and political gain.”

“Only ‘Queen Bee’ Lorde could have said that”, said a New Zealand university professor of the History of Nearly Every Hierarchical Civilization Since Sumeria, Dr. Harry Hiveman, who unofficially mentored Yelich-O’Connor in capitalism’s “dark-side” in 2011. Hiveman, who gives the academic habit of making rabbit-ear marks with his index-fingers when speaking in euphemisms and using jargon, refers to capitalism as “the death star”.

Yelich-O’Connor “followed her nose” one summer day in early 2011 as Dr.  Hiveman was in his office preparing for the start of the university year. The singer-songwriter, who grew up in a posh vintage North Shore suburb called Devonport in New Zealand’s largest city, Auckland, was looking for answers to “but, why?” questions buzzing in her mental space to do with economic inequality she had noticed on ‘the North Shore’.

“Because she found me, and was willing to do what few Gen Y’ers are willing to do – read during their holidays about ‘doom and gloom’ stuff – she was able to let her mind explode on that sports stadium stage three years later”, said the Auckland University professor.

Cynthia Overlord, who is the director of Limelight, a network marketing company that sells female fashion products, including make-up, enthused about Lorde’s  suppressed Grammy speech. “Her fearlessness to say what all Aotearoans of her generation are thinking is why she deserves to led the sales surge in purple finger-nail paint”, beamed Overlord, who made smiling look hard.

Aotearoans are middle-class New Zealanders who have been indoctrinated by mainstream media missionaries to believe that because they regularly follow ‘the news’, this makes them well-informed. The term references Aotearoa, which is original native Mäori name for the North Island of New Zealand and translates to mean ‘the land of the long white cloud’. ‘Aotearoa’ is now commonly used to refer to the whole country because the climate has changed to windy overcast days during the brief summer holiday break when most New Zealanders go ‘outside’.

Hiveman, who was once married to Overlord, sniggered when he heard Overlord “try to spin” Lorde’s speech into a marketing opportunity for Limelight to exploit the ‘Lorde-look’. “Does Cynthia Overlord really believe that Lorde’s purple finger-nails have the magic to solve Aotearoans’ inter-generational malaise”. (Upon divorce, Cynthia Hiveman resumed the use of her family name, Overlord).

Royal Nails: Could Lorde's famous purple nails reboot the New Zealand economy for the middle class?

Royal Nails: Could Lorde’s famous purple nails reboot the New Zealand economy for the middle class?

Overlord is the chairwoman of the Aotearoa Rich Reaction, a group that promotes consumerism as a means to sustain prosperity based on the idea that spending keeps everyone in jobs and therefore well-off and happy.

“I think”, continued Hiveman, smiling as he began to rant, “Cynthia and the well-meaning people who support Aotearoa Rich Reaction are misguided if they believe that such fleeting boosts to consumption will lift their middle-class lifestyle boats. Their snobbery and squeamishness means they avoid at all costs having their deluded consumerist bubbles burst, even when it’s spelled out to them. Like typical bourgeoise, they don’t want to admit that long-term, their strategies for financial independence are ultimately futile, as long as the criminal groups running the world are left intact.”

Hiveman says Aotearoans, like their bourgeoise counterparts in Australia, the United States, the United Kingdom and Canada, would rather get cancer than acknowledge a new economic war has been in play since the early 1970s.

He paused. “They like to believe that their kids are better educated. In a way, some are.”

Aotearoans have music to form school bands, languages to travel with and well-resourced science experiments, Hiveman explained.

“But”, qualified Yelich-O’Connor’s mental-buzz mentor, “they also have sanitized history to misinform their bourgeoise worldviews”.


Journalist Iggy Swind has worked alongside reporter Clark Kent at the Daily Planet and photojournalist Peter Parker at the Daily Bugle. Swind’s investigations proved both super-heroes work undercover for the Hollywood media cartel to distract mass audiences with their mediocre ‘saving the world’ action sagas, leaving those that run the world at-large. Those investigations have been suppressed.


To read Lorde’s censored handwritten Grammy speech; & Full Transcript (with citations) of Lorde’s acceptance speech; and Front-page news in New Zealand see: Lorde Censored: The Queen Bee’s Suppressed Grammy Speech at https://snoopman.wordpress.com/2014/02/16/lorde-censored-the-queen-bees-suppressed-grammy-speech/

And also

See the Full Story: Royal Pencil in Print: Lorde’s suppressed Grammy speech makes front-page news in far-flung New Zealand at https://snoopman.wordpress.com/2014/02/15/royal-pencil-in-print-lordes-suppressed-grammy-speech-makes-front-page-news-in-far-flung-new-zealand/

See the scoop Clipping Queen Bee’s Wings: Lorde’s real Grammy speech suppressed

See the inside story behind Lorde’s epic rise “Queen Bee Mentor: The professor who fed Lorde’s mental buzz at https://snoopman.wordpress.com/2014/02/06/queen-bee-mentor-the-professor-who-fed-lordes-mental-buzz/


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War Comic Script: Mainlandia Invaded in ‘Exercise Southern Katipo 2013’ – Timaru Liberated!

By Snoopman

11 November 2013

A spider that flies

Imagine that the United States’ main military operations organization, Strategic Command (or StratCom), is the head of a heavily armoured spider, whose habitat is global.[i] Imagine also that its body is the US Department of Defense and its heart is the Pentagon’s Joint Chiefs of Staff. Then, imagine that the legs of this spider can fly and that it has landed in New Zealand.

Currently, a multi-country military exercise called Exercise Southern Katipo 2013 is taking place in the lower half of New Zealand’s South Island.[ii]

According to the New Zealand Defence Force, the training exercise will test its capability to deploy forces to a South West Pacific island or nation, with help from other countries, if required.

The training operation takes its name from the poisonous katipo spider, and featured troops landing on beaches of the South Canterbury coastline of the South Island in “Stage 1 – Force Projection” last week. Of the two kinds of katipo spider – red and black – which live in the sandy habitats of coastlines, the red katipo is the only katipo  found in the South Island. Hence, the logo for the exercise features a red katipo spider.

Because spiders are famous for having eight legs, perhaps there is symbolic significance behind the supply of eight Lockheed C-130 Hercules military transport aircraft by the US military for the three week-long training exercise, which began on Monday November 4.

Southern Katipo: The comic-book world of a League of Goodmen vs Team Badistan

In Exercise Southern Katipo 2013, the Southern half of the South Island has become a country called Mainlandia. For the purposes of the exercise, the rest of the South Island does not exist. The North Island is New Zealand.

The scenario reads like a boy’s comic for the ‘War on Terror’ era. The corporate news media has reproduced the NZ Defence Force’s propaganda so uncritically that the Nazi’s Minister of Propaganda and evil genius, Joseph Goebbels, would surely have creamed his Hugo Boss manufactured pants if he were still alive to plot, be fanatical and cynical, and jerk stiff Hitler-esque goose-steps for kicks. Without a hint of joke-humour-mocking-fun at the NZ military, the few newspapers from the two trans-Tasman media conglomerates  – Fairfax Media and APN News and Media – that have covered the war game exercise report that the NZ-led military coalition seeks to overcome the “bad guys”, “bad people”,  “baddies” and even a local “Taliban”. Bless.

The Southern Katipo scenario envisaged escalating tensions wherein Mainlandia was “teetering on the brink of an ethnic-fuelled civil war” between the Bekarans and the Alpirians. According to the New Zealand Defence Force’s press release, the conflict had arisen following a recent election, because the prime minister of Mainlandia refused to step down (rather than either ethnicity actually using their enemies as fire accelerants in the “ethnic-fuelled civil war”).[iii]

It’s an easy mistake for Euro-American-centric military planners to make, since the Global Military Propaganda-Media Complex often describes conflicts in far-flung countries as merely hostilities between ethnic groups. These oversimplified descriptions draw on the lingering prejudices about fighting ‘savages’ from the colonial era. (These prejudices were termed a ‘European superiority complex’ in the documentary The Leech and the Earthworm).

Such propaganda omits to mention that the top suppliers of weapons are the world’s major governments, according to the New Internationalist’s No-Nonsense Guide to the Arms Trade. The news media also regularly fails to report America’s numerous client oligarchies around the world, who exploit the populations that they rule over, as described by US foreign policy critic Noam Chomsky in Deterring Democracy.

Back in the fictional world of Mainlandia, the recalcitrant government is supported by a militia, comprising the population situated in the fictional Bekaran region. The Timaru Herald reported in mid-October that the militia’s stronghold is located in the small city of Timaru, the capital of the Bekaran. Securing Timaru’s seaport and airport was the initial priority.

Ironically, Southern Katipo’s goal is to “restore law and order”, as worded in a New Zealand Defence Force media release, titled “Large Scale International Military Exercise Underway”. The NZ Defence Force seemed unaware that its major coalition partner, the United States, routinely practices subversion of genuine democracy when mass populaces choose leaders not fit for the term ‘client state’.

The New Zealand government has formed a coalition of forces to remove Mainlandia’s government, under the auspices of an organization called the International Stability Mission for Mainlandia (INSTAMM). Thus, the New Zealand coalition is comprised of the United States, the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada, France, Malaysia, Papua New Guinea, Singapore, and Tonga.

Despite having a sizeable army, the island nation of Fiji, which is situated in the South West Pacific Ocean about 2000 kilometres north of New Zealand, is absent without invitation. In the real world, Fiji is famous for having coup d’états.

Notwithstanding the boy’s comic book scenario, the coalition of ‘defence’ forces will attempt to overcome a small militia of “bad people” located in a small rural township called Cave, which is Northwest of Timaru, according to The Timaru Herald‘s report of October 15. There is also “Waimate Taliban” in Waimate, a town south of Timaru that is to be suppressed, according to a November 7 report in the Oamaru Mail.

The location of Cave and the Waimate Taliban have symbolic meaning because the scenario references the myth of the Al Qaeda masterminds directing the 9/11 terrorist attacks from caves in Afghanistan. This myth has been thoroughly discredited by scholars that feature in the book The 9/11 Conspiracy: The Scamming of America, edited by James Fetzer.[iv]

The South Canterbury region was chosen because, according to Commander Kempster, “we wanted our international guests to appreciate how beautiful New Zealand is. It’s got everything we need – Timaru has a really good port, infrastructure and Tekapo has the training areas up the valley. It’s an area where the people are very supportive of the Defence Force”, Kempster told the Oamaru Mail.

The C-130’s, along with two Boeing C17 Globemasters, will provide troop mobility and airlift “hardware”. Because C130 Hercules can be equipped with surveillance gathering technology, Exercise Southern Katipo seems to be a means to extend the web of the StratCom’s surveillance reach. StratCom’s base at Offutt Air Force Base in Nebraska integrates into an entire global network the strike capability of the nine regional combatant commands, including U.S. Pacific Command (or PACOM). Based in Oahu, Hawaii, PACOM not only oversees the Pacific. Its watch includes China, India and the rest of South East Asia.

Dr Strangeadmire or: How the Media Learned to Stop Investigating and Admire the Empire

It is also curious that this joint military exercise between nine other countries has received hardly any media coverage, despite the fact that it is the largest ever multi-force exercise in New Zealand, with over 2500 soldiers, sailors and airmen, 20 aircraft including 10 helicopters, three ships and five NZ civil agencies.

US Troop Transports at the Christchurch International Airport. (Photo by Snoopman)

US Troop Transports at the Christchurch International Airport. (Photo by Snoopman)

Much of the miniscule media coverage to date is unintentionally peppered with gems that could easily be cut-and-pasted into the satirical online New Zealand news-site, The Civilian, without much of a twist.

On November 11, The Timaru Herald reported in an article headlined, “Troops liberate Mainlandia”, that “[t]he enemy is based in Waimate, with a small pocket of baddies in Cave.”

In the New Zealand Herald’s first report of Southern Katipo 2013, published on the evening of November 11, it quoted Commander of the coalition forces Colonel John Howard saying that local farmers were playing the “bad guy”. Howard had stuck to the NZ Defence Force’s talking points earlier in the day in an interview for Maori Television’s Te Kaea news, when he stated the exercise would test the capability of NZ’s Defence Forces to work with its “coalition partners”.[v]

In his interview with The New Zealand Herald, Howard successfully downplayed the presence of forces and “assets” from the world’s global military empire, the United States of America. Howard enthused that the war game was just “role playing, like kids do in the backyard at weekends, only a little bigger.”

Southern Katipo’s chief of staff Commander Peter Kempster was also ready with bite-sized folksy analogies fit for print news audiences with a reading age of 12. Those with stunted mental and emotional development hinder themselves from wanting to seek out books, articles and documentaries that critique why exactly the world is still at war 95 years after the end of ‘the war to end all wars’, such as the documentary Why We Fight, by Eugene Jarecki. Kempster helpfully explained to the Oamaru Mail on November 7 that the military exercise is “a bit like a treasure hunt, they go from place to place getting information and intelligence.”

Commander Kempster, who sounded more like an interim political governor puppet appointed by George W. Bush’s regime, added positively, “The people of Mainlandia have welcomed us as liberators. We’ve been treated to some great southern hospitality.”

Kempster evidently missed the news that even war propaganda can seriously backfire sometimes, especially when the world subsequently learns that the reasons used to promote an invasion turn out to be proven as lies, as Eugene Jarecki deftly shows in his documentary, Why We Fight.

Then there are the reports published by wire-feed news services ForeignAffairs.co.nz and LiveNews.co.nz on November 7 2013 that relayed a media release from the NZ Defence Force. The media release extensively quotes Southern Katipo’s Chief of Joint Operations, a Lieutenant General with a name that would surely give the Bekaran baddies a foreboding feeling if the ridiculous war game script were taken to the nth degree. Lieutenant General Ash Power stated that the war exercise, “allows us to train together to maximize interoperability for regional operations.”[vi]

Such operations would help the so-called “League of Pacific Nations” overcome a real world military commander, such as Commodore Voreqe Bainimarama who has ruled Fiji since 2006. The countries training together in Southern Katipo have been referred to as a “League of Pacific Nations” in the two wire news services that relayed the New Zealand Defence Force media release (as mentioned earlier).[vii]

Partnering with terrorist states: The French and American Connections

Evidently, for a good invasion with some surprises, you need some US and French generals too, who are part of a top brass contingent attending Exercise Southern Katipo.

But, what’s missing from the NZ Defence Force’s press release titled, “10-Nation War Games Test NZDF’s Core Skills” and its YouTube video imaginatively titled “Trailer: Exercise Southern Katipo”, are any acknowledgements that the French government conducted an act of terrorism in New Zealand waters on July 10, 1985.

Two French saboteurs, Jacques Camurier and Alain Tonel, who were among 13 secret agents sent to New Zealand, attached two bombs to Greenpeace’s Pacific Ocean flagship, the Rainbow Warrior.[viii]

The two French secret agents, travelled two kilometres in a Zodiac inflatable dinghy from Mechanics Bay to Marsden Wharf in Auckland’s Waitemata Harbour, where the Rainbow Warrior was berthed. On board was the payload of two limpet mines.[ix]

In the aftermath, the New Zealand government capitulated to the terror-sponsoring French state when, in July 1986, prime minister David Lange released the only two apprehended French DGSE (Secret Service) agents, Captain Dominique Prieur and Major Alain Mafart, for their part in the Rainbow Warrior bomb plot.[x]  Under French coercion, the two terrorists were sent to Hao Atoll, a French military base in French Polynesia to finish out their sentences, and were released within two years.

The Lange government’s capitulation to coercion from France’s government, and the United Nation’s lack of resolve to pursue justice with the French state and its spy apparatus meant, in effect, that the world community tacitly endorsed state-sponsored terrorism.

It was, therefore, truly ironic that New Zealand’s hard-fought stance against nuclear terror, that provoked prime minister David Lange to ban nuclear-powered and nuclear-armed vessels from New Zealand waters in 1984, resulted in the buying-out of its government with a ‘compensation’ sum of $13 million for the French state’s terrorist attack. In essence, this face-saving exercise for the Lange Labour government amounted to furtherance of conspiracy, since the core of the criminal French group responsible for Operation Satanique (Satanic) were left at-large.

Also missing from the NZ Defence Force’s media release and YouTube video is an acknowledgement of the implausibility of the United States government’s version of the terrorist attacks that occurred on September 11 2001.

Numerous scholars, journalists and professionals contest the official 9/11 terrorism narrative. Their investigations vary according to expertise, such as technical studies of: the near-free fall speed collapses of the three towers that imploded at the World Trade Centre; tracking the four hijacked flights; and presenting the more likely suspects.[xi]

Among this group of 9/11 investigators, are individuals such as Kevin Ryan, Ian Henshall, Rowland Morgan, Mike Ruppert and Webster Tarpley, who posit that ‘deep state criminal actors’ occupied key leadership, technical and planning positions within the United States corporate world and state apparatus, and orchestrated the terrorism of September 11, 2001. Furthermore, author of 9/11 Synthetic Terror Webster Tarpley, has found that there were up to 46 terror drills and war games that occurred on September 11 2001.[xii] These exercises provided the necessary cover for criminal actors within the state-corporate nexus to make the terror drills and war games go live.

In other words, this citizen’s initiated 9/11 investigation presents evidence that is much more credible than the success attributed to the box-cutter-totting patsies that are alleged to have taken over four air-liners.

Because every state in the world failed in its duty to test the official 9/11 story, the Bush regime was able to launch a ‘Global War on Terror’.

Yet, it needs to be remembered that when the mainstream media could no longer ignore the Bush regime’s justifications for America’s second War on Iraq were false, major news outlets everywhere, however, also failed to seriously question whether the reasons for the broader war – the Global War of Terror – were also false.

Cheesily narrated Hollywood movie trailer and a twist ending

In a world where … terrorists in caves in Afghanistan with satellite phones, swizzy laptops, and poor quality video cameras orchestrated the 9/11 attacks; where the news media can be relied on to repeat childish analogies about the systematic planning of  permanent war in their own metaphorical back yard; and where democratically unelected bad governments won’t take a hike, America’s Spidery Empire has a mission to bomb the world into … Freedom. One exercise will prepare these Liberating War-fighters for the task of keeping the South West Pacific Ocean free, on our permanent watch, of military leaders that we can’t dictate our democratic values to: Exercise Southern Katipo.

It must be hard for the world’s military rank and file to question the validity of the scenarios being scripted. After all, Exercise Southern Katipo lacks a historically-grounded back-story and New Zealand’s news media merely rely on: the Global Military Propaganda-Media Complex’s news stories, movies like Pearl Harbor, History Channel’s battle-focused documentaries and their dad’s and granddad’s sanitized coffee table books on war battles to inform them.

Reading the mediocre media coverage on Exercise Southern Katipo, thus far, provokes us all in the Snoopman News room to wonder if the French are supplying any Zodiacs, or if the Americans brought any box-cutters?

Since the NZ Defence Force are a coalition partner now, we also wonder if the Atlantic French and the USA Americans representing their respective empires will symbolically signal the phenomena known as false flag operations. False flag operations can involve fictional scenarios such as war games and terror drills, or their spin-offs that go live intentionally. The goal is a propagandist one, wherein an enemy can be blamed for a military attack or other act of terror.

Maybe the echelon of the NZ Defence Force has already signaled this to advance the game, given that the katipo spider is poisonous, hides in driftwood and beach grass and the colouration varies with latitude.


By day, Snoopman works undercover as an ordinary mortal, editing news at a television station. By night, Snoopman researches the wicked deeds of the economically, politically, militarily and religiously powerful, and does everything at Snoopman News.

See Snoopman News for full source references at: snoopman.wordpress.com/2013/11/11/exercise-southern-katipo-2013-a-comic-book-war-game-script/


[i] Jacqueline Cabasso. (2008, April 26). Strategic Command (StratCom) in Context: The Hidden Architecture of U.S. Militarism. Retrieved from http://www.globalresearch.ca/strategic-command-stratcom-in-context-the-hidden-architecture-of-u-s-militarism

[ii] Exercise Southern Katipo Monday, (2013, October 21).  MRC Aviation. Retrieved from http://mrcaviation.blogspot.co.nz/2013/10/exercise-southern-katipo.html; Miles, Tracy. (2013, October 15).  Defence force training in South Canterbury. The Timaru Herald. Retrieved from http://www.stuff.co.nz/timaru-herald/news/9282666/Defence-force-training-in-South-Canterbury; Ryan, Rebecca. (2013, November 7). Big Defence Force exercise in action. Oamaru Mail. Retrieved from http://www.web-file.info/uncategorized/big-defence-force-exercise-in-action/

[iii] 10-Nation War Games Test NZDF’s Core Skills. (2013, November 10). Retrieved from http://nzdf.mil.nz/news/media-releases/2013/20131110-10nwgtnzdfcs.htm

[iv] Fetzer, James. (Ed). (2007). The 9/11 Conspiracy: The Scamming of America.

[v]  Bayer, Kurt. (2013, November 11). Timaru invaded in large-scale war game. The New Zealand Herald. Retrieved from http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11155299; Treacher, Aroha. (2013, November 11). Te Kaea. Maori Television. Retrieved from http://www.maoritelevision.com/tv/shows/te-kaea/S10E315/te-kaea

[vi] Foreign Affairs. (2013, November 7). Anzac action in New Zealand during Exercise Southern Katipo 2013. Retrieved from http://foreignaffairs.co.nz/2013/11/07/anzac-action-in-new-zealand-during-exercise-southern-katipo-2013/

[vii] Large-Scale International Military Exercise Underway. http://livenews.co.nz/2013/11/07/large-scale-international-military-exercise-underway/; Foreign Affairs. (2013, November 7). Anzac action in New Zealand during Exercise Southern Katipo 2013. Retrieved from http://foreignaffairs.co.nz/2013/11/07/anzac-action-in-new-zealand-during-exercise-southern-katipo-2013/; New Zealand Defence Force. (2013, November 1). Large-Scale International Military Exercise Underwayhttp://www.nzdf.mil.nz/news/media-releases/2013/20131101lsimeu.htm (Page updated 2013, November 5); Multinational military training exercise begins (2013, November 11). Retrieved from http://www.odt.co.nz/regions/north-otago/279710/multinational-military-training-exercise-begins; Field, Michael. (2013, June 30); LiveNews. (2013, November 7).

The “League of Pacific nations” tag is curious because France and the United Kingdom are not located adjacent to or in the Pacific Ocean. However, the “League of Pacific Nations” references the ‘League of Nations’ that emerged out of World War One, which was comprised of the Allied Powers, except the United States.

In an era when ‘the American people’ had seen the world map redrawn to capitalize on the vast oil prize of the ‘Middle East, a majority of their Congressman could see that such coalition would rival the United States. The resolution to join the belligerent ‘League of Nations’ failed to pass in the US Congress, as James Perloff explained in his book The Shadows of Power.

It is unfortunate that most ‘war-fighters’, as they are referred to in US Full Spectrum Dominance military parlance,  learn sanitized versions regarding why World War I and II occurred. As Snoopman News reported on September 11 2013, in an article titled ‘In Terrorism We Trust’: A Spooky Anglo-American Brotherhood Tradition Since 1915”, an Anglo-American Fraternity sought to make war against Germany in order to strengthen their own ambitions for world domination.

See also: Rabuka fires warning shot at Bainimarama. Retrieved from http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/south-pacific/8859927/Fijis-Rabuka-fires-warning-shot-at-Bainimarama

[viii] Robie, David. (1995, November). A photographer’s date with a nuclear death. Pacific Journalism Review, Vol 2, No 1. Retrieved from http://www.asiapac.org.fj/PJR/issues/back95/95rainbow.html

[ix] One bomb weighing 10 kilos was attached to the propeller shaft; the other weighed 15 kilos, and was set against the hull next to the engine room. (Robie 1995).

[x] Captain Dominique Prieur and Major Alain Mafart posed as Swiss honeymooning tourists  and “were responsible for picking up and removing one of those responsible for the placement of the explosive devices”.  Robie, David. (2007, November 30). The Rainbow Warrior  bombers, the media and  the judiciary. Pacific Media Centre. p.3-4.  Retrieved from http://www.pmc.aut.ac.nz/research/the-rainbow-warrior-bombers-the-media-and-the-judiciary

Sinking the Rainbow Warrior – nuclear free New Zealand. (2012, December 20). New Zealand History Online. Ministry for Culture and Heritage. Retrieved from http://www.nzhistory.net.nz/politics/nuclear-free-new-zealand/rainbow-warrior

[xi] See: 9/11 Revealed – Challenging Facts Behind the War on Terror (Henshall & Morgan 2005); 9/11 Revealed: The New Evidence (Henshall 2007); The 9/11 Conspiracy: The Scamming of America (Fetzer 2007); Another Nineteen: Investigating Legitimate 9/11 Suspects (Ryan 2013); 9/11 Synthetic Terror: Made in USA (Tarpley 2007); 9/11: Blueprint for Truth. Architects and Engineers for 9/11 Truth (Gage 2008) http://www.AE911truth.org; Loose Change: Second Edition and Final Cut (Avery 2007) loosechange911.com; 911truth.org]; Demolitions: 9/11 Mysteries (Smallstorm 2007); http://www.911truth.org; Thompson, Paul et al. “The Complete 911 Timeline Project.” Cooperative Research History Commons http://www.historycommons.org/project.jsp?project=911_project

[xii] See: Tarpley, Webster Griffin.  (n.d.). The 46 Drills, Operations, War Games, And Activities Of 9/11. Retrieved from tarpley.net/docs/drills_of_911.pdf

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